who the signs are going to fightaries: you
taurus: their alarm clock
gemini: the entire human population
cancer: anyone who makes them cry
leo: condoms
virgo: the patriarchy
libra: everyone but only using their lips
scorpio: god
sagittarius: iggy azalea
capricorn: their parents
aquarius: bras
pisces: themselves

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    /flashback to being a 6yo at a bus stop fighting my dad using wooden swords
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    Scorpio = the Gods know what order im coming for them in.
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